European Escapades

Archive for the ‘TiTbiTs’ Category

TiTbiTs

21

May

2010

Can you grab my sausage darling?

No Problem, OHHhh, it feels so different touching real skin instead of the artificial stuff I’m used to…

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

18

May

2010

It’s a sad day when I am choosing to drink water in preference to beer, but the water tastes better in this desolate wasteland devoid of decent pint.

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

29

Apr

2010

‘Why don’t you try barking like a dog?’

‘I’m happy to try that if you think it will help, I’m not having much luck with her by using my big stick’

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

28

Apr

2010

Did you see the policeman today with the big gun and cuff links?

I saw his gun, but I unfortunately missed the nice sparkly cuff links. He had a big set of shiny handcuffs though….

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

16

Apr

2010

‘Yuck…What the hell was that yellow stuff on your kebab salad I’ve just eaten, it was awful…’

‘Ohh Not the skanky mayonnaise, I’ll put that congealed dollop on the side of my Kebab dish out of the way, you didn’t eat it did you?’

Posted in TiTbiTs | 3 Comments »

TiTbiTs

14

Apr

2010

‘You finally turn up after two hours, have a shit, stink out the van and then go off again? well thank you very much!!!’

‘That’s what she’s like, I guess it’s gonna smell pretty bad in there at the moment. Think I’ll stay out here in the sun for a while, sod the complexion’

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

10

Apr

2010

‘OH!!! So you finally decided at three o’clock in the afternoon to get off your computer and come outside into the sun? I’ve been out here for over three hours’

‘I do have my skin complexion to consider, you know’

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

05

Apr

2010

‘OHHH!! Look at that lovely mist on the mountainside’

‘That’s not mist darling, I think you will find we are so high up, that’s it’s actually a cloud’

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

03

Apr

2010

‘You look like a cow’

‘Most husbands would get a smack in the mouth if they said that”

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »

TiTbiTs

02

Apr

2010

‘What’s ‘Hace mucho calor?’

‘Something I’m hoping to say a lot more of’

Posted in TiTbiTs | No Comments »